Russ of the BML 12:43 Fri Sep 16
Have I officially got old?
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Looked out the window this morning and saw the rain and thought "The grass in the back needed it". I then went to see the grass looking a lush shade of green instead of the yellowish colour its looked like for ages.
I then realised I am old. Or just a boring cunt.
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1964
8:45 Sat Sep 17
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"my eldest turns 18 today. that does make me feel old."
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Happy Birthday to them
My eldest is 38, how do you think I feel about being old
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gph
8:42 Sat Sep 17
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Results like today make me angry.
Anger energises me.
Being energised makes me feel younger.
See, it's an ill wind that blows nobody any good...
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jfk
8:30 Sat Sep 17
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Happy 18th to you're lad chajonbubble.have a good one mate.
My eldest is 18 in March.Where do the years go?
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chajonbubble
12:39 Sat Sep 17
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my eldest turns 18 today. that does make me feel old.
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Willtell
12:29 Sat Sep 17
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Does it dribble down onto your nose Sidney...?
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Spandex Sidney
2:02 Sat Sep 17
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When I was 19 I would take great delight at shooting my load half way across the room, or preferably onto some naked little saucepot.
Now i'm 44 I'm happy if said load actually makes it to the end of my knob.
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afan
1:45 Sat Sep 17
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Have a Cab driver mate 76
know another one who just works out of heathrow -83 !
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collyrob
1:23 Sat Sep 17
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Private Dancer 7.16
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jfk
10:52 Fri Sep 16
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Watching Gardeners World, just featured a fella from
Benfleet with an amazing garden.
I'm well envious of the flash odd cunt.
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bruuuno
10:20 Fri Sep 16
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Private Dancer 7:16 Fri Sep 16
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Ag!
Don't listen to him soldo son!
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mentor
7:28 Fri Sep 16
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Going straight to 'Mature' on Port Hub?
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Dudley Moore
7:23 Fri Sep 16
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I had to ask the girls on the cigarette counter in asdas if they could turn the music down on one of our now frequent Friday night 'big shops'. That was a low moment.
I've also started watching the bake off and felt as outraged as many when they announced it would be going to channel 4.
Fuck sake.
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Private Dancer
7:16 Fri Sep 16
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Sold - It took you a few days to get back into things after your trip tp Disneyworld, but I see you are now fully up to speed once again, ie, posting on almost every fucking thread with all of your shit boring anecdotes that we have heard over and over again. Yes, we know you like to wear shorts at home, please stop telling us so....just fucking stop. You are hands down the most self obsessed poster on here, are you a woman?? FFS!!
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gph
5:59 Fri Sep 16
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I've played quite a few games where fit old blokes have run rings round unfit young blokes.
We've no chance against fit ones, though.
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Northern Sold
5:55 Fri Sep 16
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One of the blokes our vets played against last week was 71 fucking years old... he wasn't bad either and lasted the whole 90 mins... which a few of our 35-40 year olds did not manage to do !
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the exile
5:45 Fri Sep 16
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Leroys - yep, can identify with that, except I don't need to bend over to let slip a few farts.
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gph
5:39 Fri Sep 16
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*applies wd40 to joints before playing football*
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wd40
4:53 Fri Sep 16
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Saturday standing in Dorthy Perkins holding shopping bags while my Miss's looks around
surrounded by young females holding up bra's & knickers against the white flesh and thinking to myself this music is crap and way to loud I need to get out for some air and personal space which I did.
Years ago i would have taken the view that if I had to stand and hold the bags so be it and just enjoyed the moment.
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Coffee
4:45 Fri Sep 16
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chim chim cha boo 4:42 Fri Sep 16
Because you thought it was Bisto?
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park chan wook
4:43 Fri Sep 16
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My y-fronts stay yellow all year a round, that's when your Truely getting old.
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chim chim cha boo
4:42 Fri Sep 16
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Having a sip of hot tea and saying 'ah'.
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